How many feathers are on a Perdue chicken?
What does "touche et lele pu" mean?
And more importantly, do YOU:
-have a gaping hole in your music collection where "songs about trucks, little white pills, and poor little crippled boys" ought to be?
-lose sleep about what the next gel flavor that GU ought to bring to market is?
-identify as a one-armed unicyclist?
If the answer to any of these is YES then cache #5 is what you were borned for. GIT ta GITTIN!