#53 Fffound

Fffuck you all.

I went and got 53 my damn self cuz it was just going to waste. Then I moved it. You new clue is:

What's the difference between 49 and 50?

Stop doing whatever it is you're doing instead of riding your bike. GO!

#53 you got to bring ass to get ass

You're colorful, Mack. Dumb, old-fashioned and out of style...but colorful.
It is evident in the lack of velocaching 'roun here. Sucka.



Your mama still workin' in them $10 houses? Whew! That's quite a conversation opener. But, that ish is old news. This is the new news:

UP where you can see stuff like this. Sheep sleep along this route, but you won't.

With your Sleaze Otter V experiences, you should be able to work this out.

Where would a wood-rat cache if a wood-rat could cache goods?

In closing, I'd like to say you ride this town like a sissy and I think you ought to consider stepping your game up.

#52 pick up

Some mens think... a little titty kissin is the answer to every woman's dream...

Well.

It is not. A well placed velocache goes a lot further than caressin with your fingertips, even.

So, go climb up little water, Senor, and turn a la izquierda al un primero camino. Disfrute de su paseo en bicicleta, maing.

This is valuable info, too:

Etc. Whoa! Hey! Slow roll it. Stroke it with emotion. Oh yeah.

#51 - Spanish for Tick

Go Here

 

 Watch out fer authorized persons (aka creeps)

Sidle on down that trail to the right of the gate.  Don't worry, poison oak won't kill you it will just make you itch. Listen to this if you need to be a bigger man about it:

View from above

With the tide lapping at your heels.  Go towards the boulder pile to the left of the wet wall

Up on the boulder pile, you will see this to your right....

...and this to your left

Once you quit looking around like a jerk, look down at your feet:

 The goods contained within are provided for the prime purpose of "GOING OUT AND HAVING A GOOD TIME" so turn that bike around and get to one on Monterey's finer establishments, post-haste.

dirty #50! velocachemonterey remains shifty

So called Gentlemen and Ladies,




Cemetery benches are not just for creeps or mourners. You can loiter there, too!



If you were sitting there, quietly, enjoying the rarefied atmosphere, your eye might be drawn to the shrubbery across the street below and between the 2 Eucalyptus. If that were the case, I wouldn't blame you.





I suppose you're going to have to play it by ear. Right here and now.

#49 crustiness is kept

Go to A______'s.



Inquire as to that which awaits you- your Velocache #49.



If they act suspicious just play it cool. Do enjoy the seedy piratical atmosphere. Do not suggest they change their ways to accommodate you.

Let us remember the Golden Rule: You ain't special, so shut the fuck up and drink your drink.

#48: Obviously, you're not a frolfer

So I went out on Tuesday morning to plant a velocache, and the weather was all like this:

But......it was all for naught b/c my camera had no memory card in it, so I had to do the same ride this morning, when the weather was all like this:

 When Posdnuos said "woe is me, to the third degree" he was clearly talking about me.

On to the velocache......

I was too busy looking at my wet feet to see this huge hawk before it took off

good place to rest a bike

Medieval torture garden? Probably

Frat house discovers letters; you can discover treasure in the woods to the west

view from above, looking west

optional slack line, ride your bike here for an extra velobuck

hidden treasure

make sure to get REAL familiar with the poison oak from this viewpoint. exact picture or it doesn't count

#47 let you see how it feels

...yes, you.














Super stealth singletrack. Short but sweet. You should know about it.









That sword type arty arrangement be pointing the way.


This triangle bit has nothing to do with it, but it is noticeable. Makes a nice back rest.

#46...this one goes out to my niggas

who be havin to deal with these punk-ass bitches:



42% of automobile operators have 50% of their attention on the road. Be careful out there.



Git to gittin!

45 - get it while it's dry

Based on a true story

Go here. Ignore the used rubber on the ground.

looking eastish

look up