It is evident in the lack of velocaching 'roun here. Sucka.
Your mama still workin' in them $10 houses? Whew! That's quite a conversation opener. But, that ish is old news. This is the new news:
UP where you can see stuff like this. Sheep sleep along this route, but you won't.
With your Sleaze Otter V experiences, you should be able to work this out.
Where would a wood-rat cache if a wood-rat could cache goods?
In closing, I'd like to say you ride this town like a sissy and I think you ought to consider stepping your game up.