#49 crustiness is kept

Go to A______'s.



Inquire as to that which awaits you- your Velocache #49.



If they act suspicious just play it cool. Do enjoy the seedy piratical atmosphere. Do not suggest they change their ways to accommodate you.

Let us remember the Golden Rule: You ain't special, so shut the fuck up and drink your drink.

#41 Josshole Junction

DO NOT read the rest of this post until you hear about CC's Strokin' Stick

I sure took my sweet time picking up this cache.  I like to savor the hunt? Can't be that I don't go out of my way to talk to strangers or feel weird about being in bike shops where I used to be one of the shifty derelicts and now I'm just Joe Schmoe.

"Can I have that velocache?"
"Oh....I don't know how the game works.  Do I just give it to you?"
"Yep, pretty much"

I neglected to take any pictures because I'm good like that, but imagine a bike parked in front of a bike store.  It's not that hard.


But I do have pictures of loot:


Belgium's finest cheapest beer, Timbuk2 CoozE, stickers and suntan lotion, a brand-new patched tube, 2 inches of rim tape, and a SWEET jersey of a style that I can't really explain.  Also some proctologist's gloves and a napkin/utensil package, which I assume are to be used in tandem.

Feast your eyes on this hunk of man to make up for the lack of bike pictures: