#4 FOUND! Awaiting pictures...go to http://burnhamcoaching.blogspot.com and register a complaint!
#16?...anyone?..."Empire".
#49!!!
#52
Saturday, April 11, 2009
#8 went doooooooooown
I dragged the offspring out for an afternoon's velocache in lieu of the planned s240 (for you, Lord Hayden, it is a Sub24hourOvernight) due to general 1/2 assedness all around. Whatever! It was some consolation prize!
Heading up and over the hill...
Quality parenting Northwards along the bikepath. Hey! It was that or in the pants.
You can see the OSHA approved tower off to the left. The kids started jockeying for position as soon as it came into view.
Mandatory shot matches. Door #3. There were pigeons.
Mandatory shot. Mixed in the Joselyn's bottle of flat orange soda. This helped my attitude immensely, as the eldest had been bitching up a storm and I was past ready to sell her.
Loot: tall boy of "Troll Poison", Trucker music CD, sweet Mavic cap, useful CHP bicycle safety manual, and pocket shot o'gin. Outstanding.
Well, I wonder (now-at the time it didn't matter) if gin isn't enough of a solvent to break down the plastic for easy absorption? Yuck.
That is a reputation you will have earned. "Troll Poison" was a nice touch.
The trucker CD (meth) will be re-cached. The crippled boy spoken word song is too much to bear. I thought it would be awesome when it started out with "6 days on the road"...but at least there was "Convoy". Excellent.
Red Sovine is King of the Trucker Narrative and the master of unintentional comedy in my book. You must have a heart of stone if you don't care enough to laugh at the poor little crippled boy and his CB.
Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
HOW TO?
You will need:
1. a bike
2. a camera
3. computer access with internet
THE RULES:
1. feast your eyes on the VELOCACHE you wish to find.
2. go find it.
3. take pictures that match the perspective of the original VELOCACHE post, a picture of you and your bike and the cache as well. NO ZOOMING. ZOOM KILLS PERSPECTIVE.
4. score what is stashed at VELOCACHE.
5. go back to your computer and post a comment under the VELOCACHE you have found ( or e-mail that you have found it) and send the images/find to:
inspektorjavert(at)gmail(dot)com
6. revel in your victory and go set one up for someone else!
7. If you want to deploy your own velocache, contact us and we can get you going.
Heading up and over the hill...
Quality parenting Northwards along the bikepath. Hey! It was that or in the pants.
You can see the OSHA approved tower off to the left. The kids started jockeying for position as soon as it came into view.
Mandatory shot matches. Door #3. There were pigeons.
Mandatory shot. Mixed in the Joselyn's bottle of flat orange soda. This helped my attitude immensely, as the eldest had been bitching up a storm and I was past ready to sell her.
Loot: tall boy of "Troll Poison", Trucker music CD, sweet Mavic cap, useful CHP bicycle safety manual, and pocket shot o'gin. Outstanding.
Southbound and down, loaded up and truckin...
4 comments:
I am excited to be gaining a reputation at the booze store as "the guy who comes in on Thursdays and buys a tall boy and a plastic pouch of gin"
Well, I wonder (now-at the time it didn't matter) if gin isn't enough of a solvent to break down the plastic for easy absorption? Yuck.
That is a reputation you will have earned. "Troll Poison" was a nice touch.
The trucker CD (meth) will be re-cached. The crippled boy spoken word song is too much to bear. I thought it would be awesome when it started out with "6 days on the road"...but at least there was "Convoy". Excellent.
Red Sovine is King of the Trucker Narrative and the master of unintentional comedy in my book. You must have a heart of stone if you don't care enough to laugh at the poor little crippled boy and his CB.
The "quality parenting" bit was not that you stopped to let your youngest pee in public.
No, the quality parenting was *taking a picture* of your youngest peeing in public.
Christ, you should start a fund just for his future counseling needs.
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