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Friday, April 10, 2009


You've conquered hearts....but can you master Eight?

After having been Stymied by Trolls (they were a noisy 90's drunk rock band...look it up) during a previous caching I decided I would re-plant the remainder of that particular intended prize pack, along with a little something to keep the moonbeams from getting inside one's brain.

Using my undeniable geospatial abilities (repeatedly voted world's sexiest it), I created an inverse cost raster triangulated from the nearest California Refund Value tin can recyclery locations, from where trolls obtain their life force. Once I had my location, we pedaled on o'er, and wouldn't you know it there was a series of exceptional landmarks to be found.

OSHA approved

I'll take door #3, Bob. (Please oh please let there be pigeons)

Don't be afraid

Be sure to smash the hell out of your head on the way back out


Inspector Javert said...

Excellent! I now have a reason to go there, as I've never had one before.

Lord Hayden said...

I'm guessing that's because your arch-enemy "The Wind" lives out there. I suggest going there at night, alone.

Inspector Javert said...

That would be truly creepy.

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Got that, bitches!