#4 FOUND! Awaiting pictures...go to http://burnhamcoaching.blogspot.com and register a complaint!
#16?...anyone?..."Empire".
#49!!!
#52
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
#38 bumble in the Monterey Pines?-DO NOT SEEK
...I'm better now, than I was. I'm experienced now. PROfessional. ___'s been broke, been lost, knocked down a couple times. I'm BAD. Been chopping trees. I done something new for this Velocache!
I done wrassled with a alligator. That's right. I have wrassled with a alligator.
Which one a y'all chumps is ready to come down to South Central California and actually ride hard, both on and off road, to catch a cache?
You prolly came from this direction. You know, West.
This is no place for rope-a-dope. You got to be fast. Fast. Fast. Like when you cut the light off in your bedroom; hit the switch are in the bed before the room is dark.
Don't blow it and head further this way. You know, East.
You'll want to head this way. You know, North.
Eventually looking back and seeing this,
whilst continuing on this way. You know, North. NOT following the more established track over to the West again. Get in there and begin your hike-er, uh, climb.
Keep going.
This type of trail will look familiar...
And even though that bag will not be there, it is directing you the right way...
towards this arrangement of stones. Cairn. Rock Duck. And even though this package will not be there, it will be nearby. You know, East. If you head that way, you're in the right.
LOG?
Everyone loves Log.
Enjoy the peace. This is a very rarefied spot.
I fully expect that there will be some sitting on the hands here. None of y'all have been here, and that's a fact. Doesn't mean you shouldn't go, and if you ask nicely I'll show you how to get here on the down-low downhill.
This looks like a southern approach to a place where a grouchy guy lives, that could be fueled by organic foodstuffs that cost more at a "farmstand" than they do in a store.
Then again, I've been mistakenly led down rabbit holes before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCVBfk9fC8
Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
HOW TO?
You will need:
1. a bike
2. a camera
3. computer access with internet
THE RULES:
1. feast your eyes on the VELOCACHE you wish to find.
2. go find it.
3. take pictures that match the perspective of the original VELOCACHE post, a picture of you and your bike and the cache as well. NO ZOOMING. ZOOM KILLS PERSPECTIVE.
4. score what is stashed at VELOCACHE.
5. go back to your computer and post a comment under the VELOCACHE you have found ( or e-mail that you have found it) and send the images/find to:
inspektorjavert(at)gmail(dot)com
6. revel in your victory and go set one up for someone else!
7. If you want to deploy your own velocache, contact us and we can get you going.
3 comments:
This looks like a southern approach to a place where a grouchy guy lives, that could be fueled by organic foodstuffs that cost more at a "farmstand" than they do in a store.
Then again, I've been mistakenly led down rabbit holes before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCVBfk9fC8
Not sure about the farmstuffs references, but it do look like that to me too. If it was a bar it would be "One Eyed".
Nobody mention any names.
THIS CACHE HAS BEEN REMOVED AND WILL BE RE-DEPLOYED. THAT IS ALL.
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