#39 Ram it in your climb hole

Don't fool yourself. This one is going straight up your pedal chute. Like a ship without an anchor. Like a snake without a chain. Like a feather haired teen in too-tight cut-offs atop a rickety pair of scuffed white roller-skates.

True Sleaze Otter aficionados will riggity-recognize the power pedestal behind which rests a box filled with sweet sweet Velocache. Many of you have piled bottles of Michelob Ultra atop this Monument.





And since you're already up there, you may as well continue on and get #38; on which I checked and still in situ is which.

That's science talk for get off your arse. You are an early morning lover and you must be movin' on.

#38 bumble in the Monterey Pines?-DO NOT SEEK

...I'm better now, than I was. I'm experienced now. PROfessional. ___'s been broke, been lost, knocked down a couple times. I'm BAD. Been chopping trees. I done something new for this Velocache!

I done wrassled with a alligator. That's right. I have wrassled with a alligator.


Which one a y'all chumps is ready to come down to South Central California and actually ride hard, both on and off road, to catch a cache?



You prolly came from this direction. You know, West.



This is no place for rope-a-dope. You got to be fast. Fast. Fast. Like when you cut the light off in your bedroom; hit the switch are in the bed before the room is dark.


Don't blow it and head further this way. You know, East.




You'll want to head this way. You know, North.



Eventually looking back and seeing this,

whilst continuing on this way. You know, North. NOT following the more established track over to the West again. Get in there and begin your hike-er, uh, climb.



Keep going.



This type of trail will look familiar...

And even though that bag will not be there, it is directing you the right way...

towards this arrangement of stones. Cairn. Rock Duck. And even though this package will not be there, it will be nearby. You know, East. If you head that way, you're in the right.



LOG?



Everyone loves Log.

Enjoy the peace. This is a very rarefied spot.


I fully expect that there will be some sitting on the hands here. None of y'all have been here, and that's a fact. Doesn't mean you shouldn't go, and if you ask nicely I'll show you how to get here on the down-low downhill.